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Posted by ZT - December 3rd, 2007


I just remembered why you shouldnt cook stuff in the oven when you're baked.

It gets fucking black and nasty cause you forget its in there and dont remember untill your mom gets home and is all "what the fuck? why did you put tacos in the oven? and why the fuck arnt the tacos on a cooking sheet or something?" and then when you're un-high you have to go clean out the oven and shit cause it keeps smoking now that theres all these little bits of crusty taco in it.

Fuck!

Hey, this one time I put a sandwich in the oven on a paper plate and forgot I put it in there. It was cooking for a good 3 hours before someone asked me wtf the smell was.

Turns out the smell was caused by the sandwich burning.


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lol

But when you get it right, a grilled sarnie while high can't really be beaten.. (maybe with oranges though!)

u know...we prolly shouldnt use the oven anymore...LOL....use the micrwave...it might b safer, just no metal objects 4 u mister!!!

Kinda similar to your story...

One day we ran out of oil, and while I was half asleep in bed one morning, she told me to turn the oven on and leave the door of the oven open when I got home from school if it was cold.

What I THOUGHT she said was "Turn on the oven before you go to school."

Needless to say, our oven was set to 400 degrees for a solid 8-9 hours. My mommy flipped when she found out what I did.

She doesn't tell me anything when I'm half-asleep anymore. Dunno why. /shrug