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About time..

...that they gave you a daily first, NB. Heh, you're games have always been badass and now you're finally getting recognized for it. Proud of you, man.

Axel is an awesome partner for you, hope to see more from the you two.

Peace out,
-ZT

10/10

This guid was originally written by Kelv.
I added a ton of shit that he left out and went more in-depth.

Sword : First get some blue berries from the lady outside your house. Now get a bird from the lady behind the desk. It will also give you a feather. Use the feather on the tiger and he will sneeze on you. Use his boogers on the schnappsmachine to fix it. Dip the blue berries in the bucket of red stuff. Feed the berries to the woman guard and steal her sword.

Scroll : Get the bird from the lady behind the desk. Use the bird on the tree (located one area above the area where you got the bird) He will bring you down the necklace. Giev the necklace to the drunk. He gives you fuzzy dice or somethign, use it on the panda thats guaarding the scroll (one area right of the drunk) now you can steal the scroll.

Goo : Goto Hiro's house and get the bottle with a ship in it (located on his desk). Use the bottle on the termite mound, now you have termites in the bottle. Use the termites on the barrel that the girl is stuck in (same area the scroll was in)

Finish the game: Give all 3 things to the girl who has a werid ball moving around her head (the one that gave you the blue berries) and she will make for you the sword :D now goto the big door where the samurai bitch was at. Use te sword on the bigass demon.

Secret : after getting the sword go to the leaves (where the sleeping panda is (that map) and use it on the leaves you will see a odd machine . Ok to let it work go to the inconsipicuous spot (where is it you say ;) . 1. go to the sleeping panda's weapon the one wif a evul skull then walk all the way -> walk till u cant anymore and go south all the way south u should be in the inconspicuous spot .click on this icon >> the one wif 2 hands and 1 head . you will get a herring ;) ok next
you need to get the machine to work the schnappsmachine . once it's working go to the empty pot (which is now pot wif mogoronechnapps) use it on the pot wif mogoronechapps and you will get a red herring :). go to the odd machine and use the red herring .you will get a sunglasses right ;)? go to bakashu (the girl in the barrel) help get her out of the barrel and use the sunglasses on her

ENJOY :D

I hope this helps ^_^
Still having trouble? Contact me on AIM I geuss.

Visual-Noize responds:

Coool! Thanks for the bombastic walkthrough!

Really awesome!

Best flash game I've ever played.

One thing though, I was really far into the game (5th lv. with no lv skips) and I press the "?" and then goto "view character" then I hit the quit button because I thought there was like.. a secret on the word "level", you can press the quit right thru it. =/

=D

HOW TO IMPROVE SCORE
a short review by
-ZT

1.) Whenever the monkey is hit by a laser, loads of blood and guts should flow out of him.

2.) The lasers should have more pretty colors.

3.) The backround needs more detail.

4.) The monkey needs to be a naked woman.

Using this guide can help rocket blast your movie to the NG frontpage.

PokeKiller2k responds:

Hehe, unfortunately, this is true.
But I like to try to keep my stuff T or E rated.
I'll probably add backgrounds or something in the full version, and I might do something with the laser's color. The monkey'll probably be better looking, too.

Thanks for the review, dude!

awesome

thats pretty cool. His energy should charge faster, other than that, you should definatly make it longer.

LoL

How does this not have a higher score?

nice job

Underdog of the week is the flash with the biggest difference between the vote score and the review score.

Cool tutorial, I'm sure some people will find it very useful.

coolio

my score was: 2110620

This game is pretty hot! I liked it =)

niice

63 kbs of pure cheesey goodness... mmmm... cheeeeeese.

Norwegian-Blue responds:

mmmmm......cheeeeeese

10

Totally KickAss.

I loved it. cool pixel work, and the games were fun too!

Norwegian-Blue responds:

10 for me, 10 for you!

I have weird ideas.

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